Say What? Archive

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April 09, 2018

"President Xi and I will always be friends, no matter what happens with our dispute on trade."

– Trump

April 08, 2018

"The Washington Post is far more fiction than fact. Story after story is made up garbage -- more like a poorly written novel than good reporting."-- Trump"When you read stuff in The Washington Post, frankly, that's fake news most of the time."-- White House trade adviser Peter Navarro"

April 07, 2018

"It's necessary for me to be able to do my job."

– EPA head Scott Pruitt, on why he needed to have a soundproof phone booth installed in his office

April 06, 2018

"In many places like California, the same person votes many times. You've probably heard of that. They always like to say, 'Oh that's, like, a conspiracy theory.' Not a conspiracy theory, folks. Millions and millions of people."

– Trump

April 05, 2018

"Nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have."-- Trump"Russia brazenly and implausibly denies its actions. We have failed to impose sufficient costs."-- outgoing National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster"What McMaster actually said is that we've been very tough on Russia. He echoed the President's message that he said yesterday... that no one has been tougher on Russia than this president."-- WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders"

April 04, 2018

"Sexual assault crimes remain tragically common in our society, and offenders too often evade accountability. These heinous crimes are committed indiscriminately; in intimate relationships, in public spaces, and in the workplace...Too often, however, the victims of assault remain silent...We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assault and sexual assult [sic] prevention with our loved ones, in our communities, and with those who have experienced these tragedies...I urge all support survivors of sexual assault."

– Trump proclaiming April "National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month"

April 03, 2018

"The 'Fakers' at CNN, NBC, ABC & CBS have done so much dishonest reporting that they should only be allowed to get awards for fiction!"

– Trump

April 02, 2018

"A total joke."

– Trump on NBC

April 01, 2018

"This is fake news."

– Syrian President Assad, on 11,000 government-taken photographs of the bodies of people tortured and killed by his government, smuggled out of the country by a former military police photographer and given to international prosecutors

March 31, 2018

"A self-licking ice cream cone."

– John Bolton on Paris Climate Accords