Say What? Archive

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May 22, 2014

"Are women themselves being taught to believe they were raped?...Yes...For every legitimate, actual rape claim there may be another that was not; a girl who cried rape."

– A.J. Delgado in the National Review

May 21, 2014

"I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends."

– Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajac

May 20, 2014

"I believe I did use the 'N' word in reference to the current occupant of the White House. For this, I do not apologize -- he meets and exceeds my criteria for such."

– Wolfeboro, NH, Police Commissioner Robert Copeland, who subsequently resigned

May 18, 2014

"Thirty days in the hospital? And when she reappears, she's wearing glasses that are only for people who have traumatic brain injury? We need to know what's up with that."-- Karl Rove on Hillary Clinton, last Thursday"No, no, no. Look, I'm not questioning her health. What I'm questioning is whether or not it's a done deal that she's running."-- Karl Rove on HIllary Clinton, yesterday"

May 16, 2014

"These accidents are things which are always happening...I went back in British history. Some 204 people died there after a mine collapsed in 1894, 290 people died there. Take America, with all of its technology and everything. In 1907, 361 miners. These are usual things...In 1942, 1,549 miners died in China due to a mixture of gas and coal. Can you believe it?"

– Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, on his country's worst-ever mining disaster, that killed 284 workers with 150 still missing

May 15, 2014

"I haven't seen anything like that in quite a while. They were really going at it."

– Donald Trump, on NFL draft pick Michael Sam and his boyfriend kissing

May 14, 2014

"I don't know why the girl had me say those things."

– Donald Sterling on V. Stiviano

May 13, 2014

"I do not believe that human activity is causing these dramatic changes to our climate the way these scientists are portraying it."-- Sen. Marco Rubio, to George Stephanopoulos"I do."-- Rubio, when asked if he thinks he is ready for the presidency "

May 12, 2014

"Has he done everything he can do to help minorities? I don't think so...He's great. But I don't think he's a good example for the children of Los Angeles."

– Donald Sterling on Magic Johnson

May 09, 2014

"A mass exodus from government schools is the only way to preserve the souls and minds of children."

– columnist Cal Thomas