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March 04, 2015

"Did you see Nancy Pelosi on the floor [during Netanyahu's speech]? Complete disgust. If you can get through all the surgeries, there's disgust."

– Sen. Lindsay Graham

March 03, 2015

"I would like to think that these guys could pay with their lives, hanging from a noose in front of the U.S. Capitol building. Because what they are doing is they are putting their own interests above that of America. And to me, that is criminal...And guess what? Most of those members who are opting out of attending the speech are members of the Congressional Black Caucus."

– Tea Party radio host Andrea Shea King, on those planning to boycott Benjamin Netanyahu's speech

March 02, 2015

"If I can take on a hundred thousand protesters, I can do the same across the world."

– Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, on ISIS

February 26, 2015

"Because we keep hearing that 2014 has been the warmest year on record, I ask the chair, 'You know what this is?'"-- Sen. Jim Inhofe, author of The Greatest Hoax, throwing a snowball on the floor of the Senate"This was the sixth warmest December-January period on record and the warmest since 2012...Most of the contiguous U.S. was warmer than average for the two-month period...No state had December-January temperatures that were below the 20th century average."-- National Climatic Data Center"

February 25, 2015

"Idaho state Rep. Vito Barbieri and physician Julie Madsen, during House State Affairs Committee discussion of a bill concerning video conferencing and abortions:Barbieri: "You mention the risk of colonoscopy. Can that be done by drugs?"Madsen: "It cannot be done by drugs. It can, however, be done remotely, where you swallow a pill, and this pill has a little camera and it makes its way through your intestines, and those images are uploaded to a doctor who's often thousands of miles away, who then interprets that."Barbieri: "Can this same procedure be done in a pregnancy -- swallowing a camera and helping the doctor determine what the situation is with the child?"Madsen: "It cannot...because when you swallow a pill it would not end up in the vagina."Barbieri: "Fascinating..."

February 24, 2015

"President Obama didn't live through September 11 -- I did."

– Rudy Giuliani

February 21, 2015

"I hear the news commentators say: 'Why is Obama doing this?...Why is he aiding and abetting ISIS?' And I'm like, because he's one of them. It's so obvious...He's an Islamic jihadist."

– Tea Party activist and former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson

February 20, 2015

"I don't believe that the president loves America. He doesn't love you. He doesn't love me."

– former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, at a dinner featuring WI Gov. Scott Walker

February 19, 2015

"Yazidi women and children [are to be] divided according to the Sharia amongst the fighters of the Islamic State who participated in the Sinjar operations [in northern Iraq]... Enslaving the families of the [infidels] and taking their women as concubines is a firmly established aspect of the Sharia that if one were to deny or mock, he would be denying or mocking the verses of the Koran and the narrations of the Prophet...and thereby apostatizing from Islam."

– conclusion of ISIS study group considering the question of whether Iraq's Yazidis should be put to death or enslaved

February 18, 2015

"We will conquer your Rome, break your crosses, and enslave your women. If we do not reach that time, then our children and grandchildren will reach it, and they will sell your sons as slaves at the slave market."

– chief ISIS spokesperson Sheikh Abu Muhammad al-Adnani