Say What? Archive

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January 18, 2013

"High on his own power....Has drunk the Kool-Aid."

– Sen. Ted Cruz, on President Obama

January 16, 2013

"We don't need laws to prevent violence. We just need prayer.""

– Gov. Rick Perry

January 16, 2013

"Why is [President Obama] skeptical about putting armed security in our schools when his kids are protected by armed guards at their schools?...Just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security."-- NRA ad"Obama is SO elitist! HE gets to carry nuclear 'football,' but feds ARREST private citizens trying to assemble nuclear device!"-- Robert George tweet"

January 15, 2013

"Well he did not..."

– Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, commenting during oral arguments for the first time in seven years

January 14, 2013

"Everybody's looking at guns -- I look at it and go, 'What is the diet of that guy who went nuts? What toxins was he exposed to? What kind of household cleaners are they using?'"

– Suzanne Somers on Sandy Hook

January 11, 2013

"If [more gun control] happens it's gonna spark a civil war, and I'll be glad to fire the first shot...I'm not letting anybody take my guns. If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people."

– James Yeager, who runs a firearms and tactical training company

January 10, 2013

"I increased donations to charity in 2012. This [fiscal cliff] deal limits my deductions so I, and many others, will likely donate less in 2013."

– former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer

January 08, 2013

"This country's gone, folks...It's the ruling corrupt insider-trading Congress and all these globalists, with all the derivatives -- they're a Mafia...I got cops on me. And I"m known...So if something happens to us and we're killed by crackheads, it was the NYPD or Mafia they hired. Period. This city runs white slaves, sex slaves out of here all day...Narcotics, you name it. This is Mafia Central...I came here and told the Mafia...'You can go to hell.' So..."

– Alex Jones, "reporting from the front lines of the fight for this republic" in a video made and posted after his gun control rant on Piers Morgan's show Monday night

January 07, 2013

"I need this job like I need a hole in the head."

– House Speaker John Boehner

January 04, 2013

"In 2006, Google made $60 billion less than U.S. newspapers and magazines. Now it makes more ad money than all of U.S. print media combined."

– Derek Thompson in a recent article