Say What? Archive

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September 18, 2015

"New Hampshire man to Trump at event:"We have a problem in this country. It's called Muslims. We know our current president is one. You know he's not even an American. We have training camps growing where they want to kill us. That's my question: When can we get rid of them?"Trump in response:"We're going to be looking at a lot of things. A lot of people are saying that, and a lot of people are saying that bad things are happening out there. We're going to be looking at that and a lot of other things."

September 17, 2015

"There's a sophomoric quality...His visceral response to attack people on their goodness, that happened in junior high. Are we not way above that?"-- Rand Paul on Donald Trump"I never attacked him on his look, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there."-- Trump's response"

September 16, 2015

"Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't legally married and, ya know, her father..."

– Trump on his daughter Ivanka

September 15, 2015

"Everybody who attacks me is doomed."

– Donald Trump

September 14, 2015

"So up there in Alaska, across the way Russia. You know, there is a name for this taking advantage of America. There is a Russian name for that. And it is called 'fortushka.' And that means Obama's window of opportunity. So as Obama leads from behind the skirt of his right-hand man, Valerie Jarrett, then it's up to Congress to close that window. He may propose. You dispose, Congress. You gotta be in it to win it, because we want peace. With unapologetic red, white, and blue, we'll have peace."

– Sarah Palin on the Iran treaty

September 13, 2015

"It's bigger than Air Force One, which is a step down from this in every way."

– Donald Trump, on his airplane

September 12, 2015

"We'll have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with winning. Believe me."

– Donald Trump

September 10, 2015

"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? I mean, she's a woman and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on.""

– Donald Trump on Carly Fiorina

September 09, 2015

"So the difference between Hezbollah and Hamas does not matter to you yet, but it will?"-- Hugh Hewitt "It will when it's appropriate. I will know more about it than you know, and believe me, it won't take long."-- Trump"

September 08, 2015

"I think that it's a benefit of Jeb Bush to be able to be so fluent in Spanish, because we have a large and wonderful Hispanic population that, you know, is helping to build America. And that's good. And that's a great relationship...and connection that he has with them through his wife and through his family connections. On the other hand, you know, I think we can send a message and say, you want to be in America, a) you'd better be here legally or you're out of here, and b) when you're here, let's speak American."

– Sarah Palin