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December 03, 2015

"We're fighting a very politically correct war...With the terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives. Don't kid yourself... You have to take out their families."

– Donald Trump

December 02, 2015

"Why wouldn't it have taken place?"

– Donald Trump, defending his disputed claim that thousands of Muslims in New Jersey publicly celebrated the fall of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11

December 01, 2015

"Would I approve waterboarding? You bet your ass I'd approve it, you bet your ass -- in a heartbeat. And I would approve more than that...It works. Only a stupid person would say it doesn't work... And you know what? If it doesn't work, they deserve it anyway for what they're doing to us."

– Donald Trump

November 30, 2015

"We're going to have to do things we never did before. And some people are going to be upset about it. But I think that now everybody is feeling that security is going to rule."

– Donald Trump

November 28, 2015

"After this attack in West Africa, Obama's new domestic terrorism plan probably requires Americans to memorize Koran verses."

– Mike Huckabee

November 27, 2015

"I have the world's greatest memory. It's one thing everyone agrees on."

– Donald Trump

November 26, 2015

"If you want to know if somebody is Christian, just ask them to complete this sentence: 'Jesus said, I was hungry, you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty, you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you...' And if they don't say 'welcomed me in,' they are either a terrorist, or they are running for president."

– Stephen Colbert

November 25, 2015

"It is highly, highly, highly, highly unlikely that I would ever be using them."

– Donald Trump on nuclear weapons

November 24, 2015

"Probably the least racist person on Earth."

– Donald Trump on himself

November 23, 2015

"It's always a pleasure to talk to you... You know, I'd buy that... You knew that stuff cold... Fair response... Good response... Oh, it's a great point... It's a very good answer... Very good... I agree... All right, that I believe... Your numbers are going to go up... Donald Trump, thank you, always a pleasure."

– Radio host Hugh Hewitt, during various points in his interview with Donald Trump, who accused him of asking "gotcha" questions