Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
June 10, 2012"Who was it who played 'The Star-Spangled Banner'...at the Woodstock Festival?"
– Jane Fonda
June 07, 2012"I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there, and in some ways it was frustrating not to feel like I was there as part of the troops that were fighting in Vietnam."-- Mitt Romney, 2007"It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam, but nor did I take any actions to remove myself from the pool of young men who were eligible for the draft."-- Mitt Romney, who sought and received four draft deferments, 1994"
June 05, 2012"It makes absolutely no sense. [It] is anything but socialist. It's bailing out for-profit companies."
– Greg Pason, Socialist Party USA national secretary, on Obama's health care overhaul
June 01, 2012"The most overrated political commentator of all time. Strictly third rate."-- Donald Trump, on George Will, 2012"This guy is totally overrated. A third-rate talent."-- Donald Trump, on Garry Trudeau, 1988"
May 30, 2012"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Kurt Anderson"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Rosie O'Donnell"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on David Letterman"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Les Moonves"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Karl Rove"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Ari Fleischer"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Sascha Baron Cohen"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Gov. Ed Rendell"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Seth Myers"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Gloria Allred"
May 29, 2012"A bunch of lying scum."
– Fox News president Roger Ailes on New York Times reporters
May 23, 2012"Come on, Mitt, think."
– Former Secretary of State Colin Powell, on Romney's assertion that Russia is the U.S.'s number one geopolitical foe
May 22, 2012"He was a happy-go-lucky guy. He was a leader of the prankster group. So what?... I think in terms of politics, if this is the worst thing that the American people find out about Mitt Romney in the next five months, he is going to be a very happy man."
– WSJ opinion page editor Paul Gigot
May 21, 2012"President Obama tucked away the Clinton doctrine [of no more big government] in his large drawer of discarded ideas, along with transparency and birpartisanship. It's enough to make you wonder if maybe it was a personal beef with the Clintons. Probably, it runs much deeper than that."
– Mitt Romney
May 18, 2012"I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
– Mitt Romney, standing by his earlier comment that Obama wanted to make America "a less Christian nation"