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November 18, 2015

"It's time to wake up and smell the falafel."

– Mike Huckabee

November 17, 2015

"If you're in a war of culture and lifestyle with France, good f***ing luck! Because go ahead, bring your bankrupt ideology; they'll bring Jean-Paul Sartre, Edith Piaf, fine wine, Gauloises cigarettes, Camus, Camembert, madeleines, macarons, Marcel Proust, and the f***ing croquembouche...You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friends! You are f***ed!"

– John Oliver on ISIS

November 16, 2015

"In order to make [ISIS] look like losers, we have to destroy their caliphate."

– Ben Carson

November 15, 2015

"If you're a Christian, increasingly in Lebanon or Syria, you're going to be beheaded."

– Jeb Bush, referring to 40% of the population of Lebanon

November 14, 2015

"I love San Francisco. I guess it's kind of falling apart now with all the homeless and the urine and the puke everywhere, but still it's just gorgeous."

– Rush Limbaugh

November 13, 2015

"Obamacare isn't helping anyone."

– Carly Fiorina

November 12, 2015

"Philosophy doesn't work when you run something."

– John Kasich

November 10, 2015

"I got to know him very well because we were both on '60 Minutes.'"

– Donald Trump on Vladimir Putin

November 10, 2015

"I feel like an asterisk. I am lost between the glory of Reagan -- the monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero -- and the trials and tribulations of my sons."

– President George H.W. Bush

November 08, 2015

"Because it's 2015."

– Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, on why his newly-formed cabinet is 50% female