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September 07, 2015

"I will be so good at the military, your head will spin."

– Donald Trump to radio host Hugh Hewitt

September 05, 2015

"I'm looking for the next commander-in-chief to know who Hassan Nasrallah is, and Zawahiri, and al-Julani, and al-Baghdadi. Do you know the players without a scorecard yet?"-- radio host Hugh Hewitt to Donald Trump"By the time we get to office, they'll all be changed. They'll all be gone...First day in office, or before then, the day after the election, I'll know more about it than you will ever know... I will know far more than you know within 24 hours after I get the job."-- Trump"

September 04, 2015

"Donald Trump may be the last hope for a president who would be good for white people...I'm sure he would repudiate any association with people like me, but his support comes from people who are more like me than he might like to admit."

– white nationalist writer Jared Taylor

September 03, 2015

"I think [Donald Trump] understands the real sentiment of America. Although we can't trust him to do what he says, the other Republican candidates won't even say what he says. So he's certainly the best of the lot."

– former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David Duke

September 02, 2015

"There are growers out there screaming for labor. The people who are coming in are doing the work that not a single American would like to do."-- California farm labor contractor Carlos Castaneda on the 1.4 million undocumented immigrants who work on U.S. farms"My farm would shut down today if you removed my... workforce. You hear all these disparaging remarks about immigrants, but these guys are the hardest-working, most dedicated people... I've ever seen in my life."-- CA farmer Frank Muller, who grows tomatoes, peppers, almonds, and walnuts"Terrible for agriculture."-- peach and plum farmer Harold McClarty, on Trump's immigration plan"

September 01, 2015

"We as Christians just don't have rights any more... It's a war on Christianity... Our law says 'one man and one woman,' and that is what I held my hand up and took an oath to and... If it takes my life, I will die for it... because I believe I owe that to the people that fought so I can have the freedom that I have. I owe that to them today, and you do, we all do. They fought and died so we could have this freedom. I'm going to fight and die so my kids and your kids can keep it."

– county clerk Casey Davis, on refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples in Kentucky

August 31, 2015

"The idea of two men getting married is the most bizarre idea in human history...The whole purpose of marriage is to have a family. It's not about making people happy. It's not about love."

– Catholic League president Bill Donohue

August 28, 2015

"Screaming at the top of his lungs...A maniac."-- Donald Trump on Univision host Jorge Ramos"Dividing the country by what...Jorge Ramos was all about in that press conference."-- Fox analyst Jeffrey Lord"[Ramos] acted like an illegal alien, and got treated like one. He cut the line, was disruptive and then was deported, and then Trump let him back in."-- Fox News' Jesse Watters"Get out of my country. Get out."-- Trump supporter to Ramos, who is a U.S. citizen"

August 27, 2015

"Baby Donald."

– Maine Gov. Paul LePage, on himself

August 26, 2015

"I know nothing about it."

– Donald Trump on Black Lives Matter