Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
November 18, 2015"It's time to wake up and smell the falafel."
– Mike Huckabee
November 17, 2015"If you're in a war of culture and lifestyle with France, good f***ing luck! Because go ahead, bring your bankrupt ideology; they'll bring Jean-Paul Sartre, Edith Piaf, fine wine, Gauloises cigarettes, Camus, Camembert, madeleines, macarons, Marcel Proust, and the f***ing croquembouche...You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friends! You are f***ed!"
– John Oliver on ISIS
November 16, 2015"In order to make [ISIS] look like losers, we have to destroy their caliphate."
– Ben Carson
November 15, 2015"If you're a Christian, increasingly in Lebanon or Syria, you're going to be beheaded."
– Jeb Bush, referring to 40% of the population of Lebanon
November 14, 2015"I love San Francisco. I guess it's kind of falling apart now with all the homeless and the urine and the puke everywhere, but still it's just gorgeous."
– Rush Limbaugh
November 13, 2015"Obamacare isn't helping anyone."
– Carly Fiorina
November 12, 2015"Philosophy doesn't work when you run something."
– John Kasich
November 10, 2015"I got to know him very well because we were both on '60 Minutes.'"
– Donald Trump on Vladimir Putin
November 10, 2015"I feel like an asterisk. I am lost between the glory of Reagan -- the monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero -- and the trials and tribulations of my sons."
– President George H.W. Bush
November 08, 2015"Because it's 2015."
– Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, on why his newly-formed cabinet is 50% female