Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • July 13, 2018

    "You know, a poll just came out that I am the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party. Beating Lincoln. I beat our Honest Abe...Wow!"
    -- Trump
  • July 12, 2018

    "I don't think we will ever again see a candidate like Donald Trump. His high-wire act is one that few could ever follow. He is a unicorn, riding a unicorn over a rainbow."
    -- Sean Spicer, in his forthcoming book
  • July 11, 2018

    "Germany is totally controlled by Russia... A captive of Russia."
    -- Trump
  • July 10, 2018

    "You know what? Putin is fine. He's fine. We're all fine. We're people."
    -- Trump
  • July 09, 2018

    From Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo's interview:
    Trump: "There's no collusion with me. There's no Russia with me..."
    Bartiromo: "I know."
    Trump: "They found nothing. Nobody has found anything."
    Bartiromo: "I know."
    Trump: "Wall Street and farmers trust me."
    Bartiromo: "They do."
  • July 08, 2018

    "Everybody who bought a Harley-Davidson voted for Trump."
    -- Trump
  • July 07, 2018

    "Like it or not, these aren't our kids. Show them compassion, but it's not like [President Trump] is doing this to people of Idaho or Texas. These are people from another country."
    -- Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on separation policy
  • July 06, 2018

    "The Washington Post is constantly quoting 'anonymous sources' that do not exist... They are a disgrace to journalism but then again, so are many others."
    -- Trump
  • July 05, 2018

    "I don't agree with those who demonize or vilify the FBI. When they searched my hotel room and home, it was obviously upsetting to me and my family. Nonetheless, the agents were respectful, courteous and professional. I thanked them for their service, and as they left, we shook hands."
    -- former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen
  • July 04, 2018

    "Many good conversations with North Korea -- it is going well... Only the Opposition Party, which includes the Fake News, is complaining. If not for me, we would now be at war with Korea!"
    -- Trump
    "There is absolutely unequivocal evidence that they are trying to deceive the U.S."
    -- U.S. intelligence official to NBC, on North Korea