Say What? Archive

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September 24, 2017

"Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team. Stephen Curry is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!"-- Trump"U bum...Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!"-- LeBron James"

September 23, 2017

"Wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, say 'Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. He's FIRED!'"-- Trump"Trump is a lot tougher on Colin Kaepernick than on Vladimir Putin. Protesting American anthem: bad. Subverting American democracy: no big deal."-- Max Boot"

September 22, 2017

"Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime."-- Trump on Kim Jong Un"I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire."-- Kim in response"A madman..."-- Trump"

September 21, 2017

"Africa has tremendous business potential. I have so many friends going to your countries trying to get rich. I congratulate you. They're spending a lot of money."

– Trump at a UN lunch with African leaders

September 20, 2017

"I was your guest at Bastille Day. It was one of the greatest parades I've ever seen. It was two hours on the button, and it was military might, and I think a tremendous thing for France and for the spirit of France. We're going to have to try and top it... We're actually thinking about Fourth of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength."

– Trump, to President Emmanuel Macron of France

September 19, 2017

"Loser terrorists must be dealt with in a much tougher manner. The internet is their main recruitment tool which we must cut off & use better!"

– Trump tweet

September 18, 2017

"I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!"-- Trump tweet"One thing about President Trump: He doesn't stand on protocol at all. He's just a fun guy."-- Sen. Chris Collins on Trump tweets"

September 18, 2017

"I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!"

– Trump tweet

September 17, 2017

"It's known that most presidents end up being drugged...I've talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea, and that the president by six or seven at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged...I'm risking my life, by the way, telling you all of this...This is the kind of thing that gets you killed."

– radio host Alex Jones

September 16, 2017

"To have any kind of focus on the cause and effect of the storm, versus helping people, or actually facing the effect of the storm, is misplaced."-- Scott Pruitt, head of the Environmental Protection Agency"Causality is something outside of my ability to analyze right now."-- Homeland Security adviser Tom Bossert"If this isn't climate change, I don't know what is. This is the time to talk about climate change."-- Miami mayor Tomás Regalado"