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April 25, 2018

"We had a hierarchy in my office in Congress. If you're a lobbyist who never gave us money I didn't talk to you. If you're a lobbyist who gave us money, I might talk to you."

– Trump budget director Mick Mulvaney, who served as a Congressman from 2011 through early 2017

April 24, 2018

"Really a hoax."

– Trump on Mueller investigation

April 23, 2018


– Trump on Comey memos

April 22, 2018

"A horrible Witch Hunt."

– Trump on Mueller investigation

April 21, 2018

"Most people will flip if the Government lets them out of trouble even if it means lying or making up stories. Sorry, i don't see Michael doing that despite the horrible Witch Hunt and the dishonest media!"

– Trump

April 20, 2018

"Human trafficking is worse than it's ever been in the history of the world."

– Trump

April 19, 2018

"A Marie Antoinette of our time."

– Kanye West on Kim Kardashian

April 18, 2018

"Let me just say, I work in the adult business and I'm a better actress than he is."

– Stormy Daniels on Trump telling reporters he didn't know about Michael Cohen paying her $130,000

April 17, 2018

"As surely as we're having this conversation, children were harmed -- some physically, some sexually, some were introduced to drugs for the first time -- because they were vulnerable and left alone. It's offensive. It really is."

– Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin on teachers' statewide day of protest against budget cuts

April 16, 2018

"He loves having dinner alone with the president...He loved being alone in the Oval Office. He wanted a piece of it."-- Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway on ComeySlippery James Comey, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the worst FBI Director in history, by far!...He, McCabe, and the others, committed many crimes!"-- Trump"