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June 12, 2015

"I've got lots of friends. We'll have a rotating first lady."

– GOP presidential candidate and lifelong bachelor Lindsey Graham

June 11, 2015

"There's nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement. And yet it's been an accepted concept in our culture today. Nowhere does it say, 'Well, he was a good and faithful servant, so he went to the beach.' It doesn't say that anywhere. The example I think of is Noah. How old was Noah when he built the ark? 600. He wasn't like, cashing Social Security checks, he wasn't hanging out, he was working. So, I think we have an obligation to work."

– Montana businessman and likely gubernatorial candidate Greg Gianforte

June 10, 2015

"Humanity has been around for at least some 5,000 years or so, and I doubt that the basic challenges as confronted are any worse now, or alas even much different, from what they ever were."

– SC Justice Antonin Scalia, in a graduation speech at his granddaughter's high school

June 09, 2015

"'Face the Nation' host John Dickerson:"[Hillary Clinton] says it's fear-mongering, this idea that there's a lot of election fraud going on."Gov. Chris Christie:"Well, she's never been to New Jersey, I guess."

June 08, 2015

"Slave owners were very good Christians and good people. They weren't terrible, rotten, horrible people. And that's how I see gay people."

– Idaho state Rep. Paul Shepherd

June 07, 2015

"I am who I am."

– Sen. Rand Paul

June 04, 2015

"Leave science to the scientists."

– Rick Santorum, on the Pope's statements about climate change. Pope Francis holds a master's degree in chemistry.

June 03, 2015

"I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I'm pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, 'Coach, I think I'd rather shower with the girls today.'"

– former Gov. Mike Huckabee on transgender people and public restrooms

June 02, 2015

"What is a 71-year-old man, secretary of state, doing riding a bicycle?...You'd have never seen Dean Rusk with a bicycle out there. You'd have never seen Dean Acheson out there at Dulles on a bike. You'd have never seen the great Colin Powell out there on a bicycle heading off to a meeting at the UN. This is embarrassing."

– Rush Limbaugh on John Kerry

June 01, 2015

"My family owned a restaurant, a pool room, and a liquor store. And everything I know about the Iranians I learned in the pool room. I ran the pool room when I was a kid and I met a lot of liars. And I know the Iranians are lying."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham