Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • February 08, 2016

    | February 08, 2016
    "With Congress you have to get everybody in a room. You have to get them to agree with what you want. You have to get people in, grab 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em, and get the deal done. But it's got to be that deal that you want."
    Donald Trump
  • February 07, 2016

    | February 07, 2016
    "I'm a Bush. Great. Doesn't bother me a bit."
    Jeb Bush
  • February 06, 2016

    | February 06, 2016
    "An attack on one faith is an attack on all faiths... We have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion."
    -- President Obama, visiting a Baltimore mosque

    "Always pitting people against each other... Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque... It's this constant pitting people against each other than I can't stand."
    -- Sen. Marco Rubio

    "Maybe he feels comfortable there."
    -- Donald Trump
  • February 05, 2016

    | February 05, 2016
    "Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified...[He] didn't win Iowa, he stole it."
    -- Trump tweets

    "I don't care about that anymore...Who cares?
    -- Trump, the next day
  • February 04, 2016

    | February 04, 2016
    "I'll beat her rear end on that stage and afterward she'll be relieved that I didn't serve her with a subpoena."
    Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton
  • February 03, 2016

    | February 03, 2016
    "There may be someone with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay the legal fees. I promise, I promise. It won't be so much 'cause the courts agree with us too."
    Donald Trump at a Iowa rally on Monday
  • February 02, 2016

    | February 02, 2016
    "[Our Humvees are] the best in the world, armor-plated, top, bottom, all over. If a bomb goes off, our wounded warriors, instead of losing their legs, their arms, worse, they're okay. They go for a little ride upward, and they come down."
    Donald Trump
  • February 01, 2016

    | February 01, 2016
    "Ted Cruz is a total liar... He's a nasty guy. Nobody likes him."
    Donald Trump
  • January 31, 2016

    | January 30, 2016
    "Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy."
    Ben Carson
  • January 29, 2016

    | January 29, 2016
    "Unlike the other woman candidate in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband."
    Carly Fiorina