Say What? Archive

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August 31, 2015

"The idea of two men getting married is the most bizarre idea in human history...The whole purpose of marriage is to have a family. It's not about making people happy. It's not about love."

– Catholic League president Bill Donohue

August 28, 2015

"Screaming at the top of his lungs...A maniac."-- Donald Trump on Univision host Jorge Ramos"Dividing the country by what...Jorge Ramos was all about in that press conference."-- Fox analyst Jeffrey Lord"[Ramos] acted like an illegal alien, and got treated like one. He cut the line, was disruptive and then was deported, and then Trump let him back in."-- Fox News' Jesse Watters"Get out of my country. Get out."-- Trump supporter to Ramos, who is a U.S. citizen"

August 27, 2015

"Baby Donald."

– Maine Gov. Paul LePage, on himself

August 26, 2015

"I know nothing about it."

– Donald Trump on Black Lives Matter

August 25, 2015

"I used to be 100% loved. Now I'm probably 55% loved."

– Donald Trump

August 24, 2015

"Donald Trump was right. All of these illegals need to be deported."-- man arrested for beating up and urinating on an Hispanic homeless man in Boston"A shame. I will say, that the people that are following me are very passionate. They love this country. They want this country to be great again. But they are very passionate."-- Trump, on being informed of the incident by reporters"

August 21, 2015

"It's a good thing I'm not a woman. I would always be pregnant. I can't say no."

– President Warren G. Harding, to reporters

August 20, 2015

"Put up a sign that says at the end of 60 days, if you are not here with our permission, can't prove your legal status, you become property of the state. And then we start to extort or exploit or indenture your labor."-- Iowa radio host Jan Mickelson, on illegal immigrants"It sounds an awful lot like slavery."-- caller "Well, what's wrong with slavery?...You show up without an invitation, you get to be an asset... You think I'm just pulling your leg. I am not."-- Mickelson"

August 19, 2015

"[Trump and Sanders are] delivering a big 'F*** you' to the elites in America. And that resonates on both sides. But 'F*** you' doesn't solve anything. 'F*** you' doesn't make life any better. 'F*** you' makes you feel good, but it doesn't get you where you need to go. 'F*** you' doesn't make America strong."

– GOP pollster Frank Luntz

August 18, 2015

"[The alleged rape] has provided us with an important opportunity to reconsider elements of our shared life that do not appear in our strategic plan."

– Michael Hirschfeld, rector of Episcopal boarding school St. Paul's, on "Senior Salute," an alleged tradition of graduating boys competing to take the virginity of younger girls