Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
July 31, 2013"You can quibble about beginnings, middles, and ends, but what we're talking about is over a year ago."
– Anthony Weiner, asked if he is still sexting
July 30, 2013"Who am I to judge?"
– Pope Francis, on gay priests
July 28, 2013"You're a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity?"-- Fox News' Lauren Green to religious scholar Reza Aslan"Well, to be clear, I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament, and fluency in biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also just happens to be a Muslim. It's not that I'm just some Muslim writing about Jesus. I am an expert with a Ph.D. in the history of religions."-- Aslan"It still begs the question. Why would you be interested in the founder of Christianity?"-- Green"
July 10, 2013"Cheap student loans keep people out of the labor market. This is a dangerous spiral."
– Tucker Carlson
July 04, 2013"If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong."
– Dennis Rodman
July 03, 2013"I've always thought the Yankees had something to do with it."
– Gen. Pickett, asked why his charge at Gettysburg failed
July 02, 2013"Jesus wept...Five people in robes said they are bigger than the voters of CA and Congress combined. And bigger than God. May He forgive us all."
– former Gov. Mike Huckabee on DOMA decision
July 01, 2013"I do not believe that as a member of that body I should allow someone to make comments such as he was preparing to make that ultimately were just open rebellion against what the word of God has said, what God has said, and just open rebellion against God's law."
– Pennsylvania state Rep. Daryl Metcalfe, on refusing to allow openly gay Rep. Brian Sims to speak about the DOMA ruling on the House floor
June 28, 2013"Apparently they've been very cloistered. They were not aware that the most wise man in history, Solomon, said there's nothing new under the sun, and this isn't new, and it's been tried over and over, and it's usually tried at the end of a great civilization...What we now have today is a holy quintet who goes against the laws of nature and nature's God."
– Rep. Louis Gohmert on Supreme Court's DOMA decision
June 27, 2013"Would you have fired you?"-- Matt Lauer"Would I have fired me? Knowing me? No."-- Paula Deen"