Say What? Archive

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January 24, 2013

"It's a little fat girl who looks like Jonah Hill and keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like a rape. It's like I don't want to see that."-- Howard Stern, on Lena Dunham in Girls"It makes me feel bad, and I think she is getting the impression that I somehow think she's just a talentless little fat chick."-- Stern's apology"

January 23, 2013

"I believe Gun Appreciation Day honors the legacy of Dr. King. I think Martin Luther King, Jr. would agree with me if he were alive today that if African Americans had been given the right to keep and bear arms from day one of the country's founding, perhaps slavery might not have been a chapter in our history."

– Gun Appreciation Day founder Larry Ward

January 22, 2013

"You and I are literally surrounded. The gun-grabbers in the Senate are about to launch an all-out-assault on the Second Amendment...Our freedom is under direct assault. From those who want to take your guns...From those who want to be King."

– fundraising email from Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell's campaign manager, Jesse Benton

January 21, 2013

"Within minutes of that horrible tragedy in Newtown the president began trying to exploit that tragedy to push a gun control agenda that is designed to appeal to partisans."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

January 18, 2013

"High on his own power....Has drunk the Kool-Aid."

– Sen. Ted Cruz, on President Obama

January 16, 2013

"We don't need laws to prevent violence. We just need prayer.""

– Gov. Rick Perry

January 16, 2013

"Why is [President Obama] skeptical about putting armed security in our schools when his kids are protected by armed guards at their schools?...Just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security."-- NRA ad"Obama is SO elitist! HE gets to carry nuclear 'football,' but feds ARREST private citizens trying to assemble nuclear device!"-- Robert George tweet"

January 15, 2013

"Well he did not..."

– Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, commenting during oral arguments for the first time in seven years

January 14, 2013

"Everybody's looking at guns -- I look at it and go, 'What is the diet of that guy who went nuts? What toxins was he exposed to? What kind of household cleaners are they using?'"

– Suzanne Somers on Sandy Hook

January 11, 2013

"If [more gun control] happens it's gonna spark a civil war, and I'll be glad to fire the first shot...I'm not letting anybody take my guns. If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people."

– James Yeager, who runs a firearms and tactical training company