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May 14, 2014

"I don't know why the girl had me say those things."

– Donald Sterling on V. Stiviano

May 13, 2014

"I do not believe that human activity is causing these dramatic changes to our climate the way these scientists are portraying it."-- Sen. Marco Rubio, to George Stephanopoulos"I do."-- Rubio, when asked if he thinks he is ready for the presidency "

May 12, 2014

"Has he done everything he can do to help minorities? I don't think so...He's great. But I don't think he's a good example for the children of Los Angeles."

– Donald Sterling on Magic Johnson

May 09, 2014

"A mass exodus from government schools is the only way to preserve the souls and minds of children."

– columnist Cal Thomas

May 08, 2014

"President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report...I hope they ask him about Benghazi."

– Fox News host Dana Perino

May 07, 2014

"I will sell them in the market."

– Boko Haram leader Abubaker Shekau on 223 Nigerian girls kidnapped by his group

May 06, 2014

"Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for Obamacare is like Germans bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for 'train rides' for Jews in the 40s."

– TN State Sen. Stacey Campfield

May 04, 2014

"The Oracle chief [Larry Ellison] has had basketball courts on at least two of his yachts, said Tom Ehman, who handles America's Cup matters for Mr. Ellison. He said Mr. Ellison liked to relax by shooting hoops on these courts, and has had someone in a powerboat following the yacht to retrieve balls that go overboard."

– Wall Street Journal, 5/3/14

May 02, 2014

"Look, I thought I could have won last time. I'm convinced."

– Rick Santorum, on 2012

May 01, 2014

"A lot of NBA players come here to party. Out of respect to them, we have banned Sterling from coming here."

– Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and six other Nevada brothels