Say What? Archive

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January 13, 2012

"There will be only one insurance provider, and you won't be able to switch, even if the service is lousy (and it will be). Obamacare employees will spend their days surfing pornography, instead of approving your heart operation. They can steal from you and even physically assault you. And they can never be fired."

– Ann Coulter

January 12, 2012

"I believe if we had a Republican House, Republican Senate and a Gingrich presidency, we'd get amazing things done...We can create a majority that will shock the country."

– Newt Gingrich

January 10, 2012

"This is the kind of, the kind of snobbery that we see from those who think they know how to run our lives. Rise up, America. Defend your own freedoms."

– Rick Santorum, on President Obama's (alleged) suggestion that all kids should go to college

January 10, 2012

"With regards to their ads, I haven't seen them."

– Mitt Romney on super PAC anti-Gingrich ads

"The ad I saw said that you'd been forced out of the speakership. That was correct."

– Romney, moments later

January 09, 2012

"We're going to see Iran move back in at literally the speed of light."

– Rick Perry on Iraq

January 07, 2012

"Middle class? There are no classes in America. We don't put people in classes."

– Rick Santorum

January 06, 2012

"It's probably that I'm too reasonable. And I should've responded to the negative ads sooner."

– Newt Gingrich, asked what his greatest weakness is

January 05, 2012

"I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more violent than they would be today."

– Newt Gingrich, on two early American hemp-growers

January 03, 2012

"I think Tuesday night people are going to see a miracle."

– Michele Bachmann

December 31, 2011

"I can't do modern politics."

– Newt Gingrich