Say What? Archive

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August 05, 2015

"I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues."

– Jeb Bush on federal funding

August 04, 2015

"Will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven."

– Mike Huckabee on Obama

August 03, 2015

"I'd love that. She's really somebody who knows what's happening. She's a special person...No matter where I go, everybody loves her."

– Donald Trump, asked if, as president, he might seek Sarah Palin's advice or appoint her to a Cabinet post

August 01, 2015

"It was my phrase. I came up with it, and I had it copyrighted. And people see the biggest standing ovations...and all of a sudden some of the other candidates started using the phrase. But I had it copyrighted, so they're not allowed to use it. Which even surprises me."

– Donald Trump on "Make America Great Again"

July 31, 2015

"Repeal and replace with something terrific."

– Donald Trump on how he would handle Obamacare if elected

July 30, 2015

"Let's get a pull-up bar out there and let's see who can do the most pull-ups."

– Rick Perry on Donald Trump

July 29, 2015

"We have people chopping off heads and [Obama's] talking about climate change. I call it weather. The weather changes...It's weather. You can have bad weather...Maybe there's a little bit of change. I don't happen to think it's man-made."

– Donald Trump

July 27, 2015

"Any drunken redneck can walk in a bar and start a fight. The question is, can he finish the fight?"

– former Gov. Mike Huckabee on Donald Trump

July 23, 2015

"If I am elected president I will go after marijuana smokers and the states that allow them to smoke. I'll shut them down big time. I'm sick of these addicts, sick of these liberals with no self-control."

– Gov. Chris Christie

July 22, 2015

"What Mr. Trump is offering is not conservatism, it is Trump-ism -- a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense."-- Gov. Rick Perry"He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate."-- Trump on Perry"