Say What? Archive

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July 05, 2015

"Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality (whatever that means) were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie."

– SC Justice Antonin Scalia in his gay marriage ruling dissent

July 01, 2015

"I would probably comb my hair back. Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn't have time, because if I were in the White House, I'd be working my ass off."

– Donald Trump, when asked what he'd do differently if elected president

June 30, 2015

"You know who else has been doing some cultural cleansing these days? The Islamic State...The Left's crusade will not stop with the Confederate flag."

– Fox News radio host Todd Starnes

June 29, 2015

"Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation's history."-- Sen. Ted Cruz on SC decisions on marriage equality and Obamacare"I couldn't say it more eloquently."-- Sean Hannity"

June 26, 2015

"This flawed, failed decision is an out-of-control act of unconstitutional judicial tyranny."

– Mike Huckabee, on the gay marriage ruling

June 25, 2015

"I think they should put it in a museum and respect whatever it is you have to respect."

– Donald Trump on the Confederate flag

June 24, 2015

"A Stalinist purge."

– SC state Sen. Lee Bright on removing Confederate flag from State House lawn

June 24, 2015

"I really feel like there have been moments of some level of creative nonfiction."

– Rachel Dolezal on her life

June 23, 2015

"Eric Holder says that there still is pernicious racism in America. If racism is so pernicious, why would a white person pretend to be black?"

– talk radio host Larry Elder on Rachel Dolezal

June 22, 2015

"If you happen to be a young kid in junior high or high school, and you're being force-fed evolution, and part of evolution is teaching that the transition from dark skin to light skin equals more evolved, what are you gonna think of dark-skin people?...I'm hearing from people that this is part of the curriculum. Well, if that's true, for crying out loud, then it makes it a little more understandable why people like this Dylann Roof guy exist."

– Rush Limbaugh