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October 06, 2014

"Obama wants equality. He wants fairness. And it's only fair that America have a nice epidemic or two or three or four, in order to really feel what it's like in the Third World...[He wants to] infect the nation with Ebola...It rises to levels of treason."

– radio host Michael Savage

October 03, 2014

"Islam is not even a religion. It's a social political system that uses a deity to advance its agenda of global conquest."

– OK state Rep. John Bennett

October 01, 2014

"I saw a dead body every day of my life; tommyguns, stogies, money in back rooms. And as a kid, you don't know how to interpret that. Two-Gun Pete, who was a black cop, was shooting teenagers in front of the Walgreens every weekend, like entertainment. There were guys hanging off telephone poles with icepicks in their necks."

– Quincy Jones, on growing up in Chicago

September 30, 2014

"These are rich people concerns. When is the last time you met someone working for minimum wage who was really upset about global climate change or even believed it was real?"

– Fox News' Tucker Carlson

September 29, 2014

"Party Pooper: Another Liberal Crybaby For Dem Clintons"

– NY Post front page headline on the birth of Chelsea Clinton's daughter Charlotte

September 26, 2014

"Fox News co-hosts on The Five after report on Maj. Mariam Mansouri, the UAE's first female fighter pilot, who was a team leader in airstrikes against ISIS targets in Syria:Greg Gutfeld: "The problem is, after she bombed it she couldn't park it."Eric Bolling: "Would that be considered boobs on the ground, or no?""

September 24, 2014

"The old uncircumcised geezer...The mule of the Jews."

– ISIS spokesman Abu Mohammad al-Adnani al-Shami on Secretary of State Kerry and President Obama

September 22, 2014

"I bet if one did an honest account, there were fewer civilian casualties in Cambodia than there have been from American drone attacks."

– Henry Kissinger

September 19, 2014

"Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose... The bullet is in me now. so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best."

– Teddy Roosevelt, beginning a one-hour campaign address immediately after a 1912 assassination attempt

September 18, 2014

"'The Islamic State is not Islamic' might just be the single dumbest thing an American President has ever said."-- Rep. Jeff Duncan on Obama"They want to kill humanity. And from the viewpoint of the Islamic tenets and culture, killing an innocent people equals the killing of the whole humanity."-- President of Iran Hassan Rouhami on ISIS"