Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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June 10, 2014

"It's better not to argue with women."

– Vladimir Putin

June 08, 2014

"We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet."

– Twitter post by the CIA

June 06, 2014

"I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me."

– Maureen Dowd, after ignoring cautions to not eat too much magic candy

June 05, 2014

"He says he was growing his beard because his son was in captivity. Well, your son's out now. So if you really didn't want to look like a member of the Taliban, you don't have to look like a member of the Taliban. Are you out of razors?"

– Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on Bob Bergdahl, father of released POW Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl

June 03, 2014

"No matter what society does, there will always be mass murder -- always."

– Bill O'Reilly

June 02, 2014

"The National Weather Service says a swarm of grasshoppers was detected over Albuquerque's West Mesa for the fourth night in a row on Friday."

– -- from AP story

May 30, 2014

"We kill people based on metadata."

– Gen. Michael Hayden, former NSA and CIA director

May 29, 2014

"Your dead kids don't trump my constitutional rights."

– Joe "The Plumber" Werzelbacher, in an open letter to the parents of those killed by Elliot Rodger, referred to as "this sad and insane individual. I almost said 'Obama voter,' but I'm waiting for it to be official."

May 27, 2014

"I'd rather slam my hand in a car door."

– Christine O'Donnell, on the idea of running for the U.S. Senate again

May 27, 2014

"The most remarkable people of our time."

– Kanye West on his in-laws, the Kardashians