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The real shame is that online learning really is an effective, efficient approach to education. That the field is overrun with profiteers is entirely a result of outdated student financial aid laws. Too bad Congress is so busy with, um, whatever it is they do these days to address an issue that could actually help the long-term employment situation.
I had no clue the 'for-profits' are so wont to take the money and run customers/students aground; call it a con job for job-seekers. At the very least, let's demand a sign at each 'campus' limning the cold, hard veritas: ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
Oh B.D., come work at the University of Arkansas. You're not going to embarrass us like Petrino did, and well, we're used to not winning.
"The Fighting Flashdrives" -- I snorted my coffee and am still laughing. The internet is many things, but it is not all things. You just proved that in a hilarious way.
My husband taught layout design for computer chips at a 'for profit' school. He failed most of his last class because they cheated, used the same layout (bought online) and of course, all the same errors in it were included. He was summoned to the boss' office and told to change their grades because the school didn't get paid if they didn't graduate. He quit on the spot.
You're always funny G.B., but today's was absolutely laugh-out-loud. Fighting Flashdrives, indeed!
With all the rich colours and big background landscape in today's strip I guess Alex's cost cutting has been cancelled and that she really has handed the strip back to Mike.
I beg you not to kill of Jeff Redfern. He has been one of the most hilarious characters in the strip.
"If we could just get Trff to speak to him. You know, tyrant to tyrant..." This is gold. Pure gold.
Thank you for tackling the subject of for-profit universities. Their corporate objectives have nothing to do with higher education and everything to do with maximizing profits at the expense of their students (to whom they lie and pander) and their employees (whom they train and treat like line cooks, with about the same pay rate). I say this as a former instructor of one of the larger, nationwide for-profit schools. Never mind the BS they feed their students during recruitment and academic or financial counseling; the curricula (at least in my field) are dated, keyed to the lowest common denominator, and inflexible. I know all too well that the systems at many traditional universities and community colleges need work, but oh man, these for-profit schools are a complete sham.
Thank you so much for this week's very timely strips -- but especially today's "capper." I always try to point out to my students at a major "tech" university that, if we're lucky, we never stop learning, so we should always try to get the facts right in anything we write and expect it from others. My favorite example 'til now has been that it's 93 million miles to the sun (give or take) which I learned from Post Raisin Bran commercials and Superman comic books, not a science class!
Zipper's "sui generis" observation may seem comical and inconsistent, but students his age often reveal -- suddenly and surprisingly (although a little sooner) -- intellectual energy that no one ever observed in them before. Many readers here will have seen it happen often. Whether Zipper picked "sui generis" up from a video or a dictionary (which I doubt) doesn't matter. He's identified an elemental feature of the undergraduate: no two of them are alike. He may go on being a lazybones and underachiever -- but I don't think that suit fits him anymore.
There have been plenty of Zippers. Winston Churchill was at the bottom of his elementary school class, and Sir William Osler, the "Father of Modern Medicine", once let loose a flock of pigeons in a high school classroom. One of my own classmates either slept through or skipped most of his first year classes. But then he discovered Psychology 101 and it woke him right up. He's now a prof. I'm not expecting the world to unfold for Zipper, but I'd be surprised if we didn't see a change of attitude in him.
Thank you for educating people about the for-profit college industry. As a victim of two of them (and getting the wrong degree from one) and ending up over $93,000 in debt, I must say, these schools need to be off Federal money and not allowed to advertise as they do.
Although there are many bad for-profits out there (especially those professional schools!), I wish you could at least give a nod to the good ones, too. I teach at several that offer courses to working adults who can't afford to leave work for two years to get an MBA. We also have lots of military students who are working on their degrees while on deployment. These adults get a great business degree and knowledge that they are applying daily in their work. Love your strip!
I've enjoyed your work since before I joined the Army in '77. I retired in '97 and am now working for the Dept of Veteran Affairs. I was especially interested in your sequence of strips concerning Traumatic Brain Injuries and Military Sexual Trauma, as I now see these veterans on a daily basis. Thank you for casting a bright unflinching light on their struggles.
The strips dealing with on-line education are beyond brilliant. On behalf of professors around the country concerned with the well-bring of our students, thank you.
My God! I can't believe it. There actually is a Strayer University and the CEO does get over $41 million.
We have to make these failure mills accountable. I'm disabled, so I see the same warm, fuzzy commercials these kids do. Except I've already earned the money I need to get by on (Social Security, Medicare, Union pensions). So I look with a jaundiced eye on something that touches the hope of millions. It's just another example of big money strip mining the rest of the population. I hope they can be held liable for the grief they cause.
I worked at a for-profit on-line university here in Arizona. Some of the students enrolled in these institutions have figured out a way to manipulate the system to milk money from the federal aid program to use for purposes other than education. In one instance I remember repeated desperate calls from one student anxious for federal funds to be disbursed to her so that she could close on the purchase of a new home. When this issue was taken to the Controller she said that it was not the concern of the University, it was the Government's problem. Yet without a reporting system in place to documemt these abuses the taxpayers continue to fund these profit centers. They really don't care wheher or not a student graduates or is able to get a job with the the diploma they issue. Ig is all about the money. They go particularly hard after our service members. I feel that until the credits earned at these instutions can be transferred to traditional brick and morter schools their ability to receive federal funds should be cut off.